Batman's Dating Profile

By Scott Rothman April 17, 2012 | 71,624 Views

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Description: In a world where evil is omnipresent and wickedness is forever poised to overtake all that is sacred . . . it can be tough for a superhero to find a suitable mate. Luckily, there's online dating.

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Patience is overrated...

You'd think Batman would know the difference between plural and possessive...
Sounds like my dream man! Too bad I'm not into online dating... seems desperate.
Pretty sure batman has kids... well one biological kid and a bunch of adopted ones.
Seems legit...
seems legit
Seems legit
HEY!!! You owe me child support, Batman!! Your son's obsession with computers & mechanical devices ain't CHEAP, ya know!
Keeps secrets, lives in a cave, has a lot of money, works outside the justice system, "strictly halal diet" wonder why Team Seal 6 have not hunted him down yet
naa he be a billionaire
(y) batman thumb up!!
http://www.funnyordie.com/pictures/3fdbc1ca5f/batman-okcupid-profile
Kinda cute!
I found a great dating bisexual site DATEBI*C'O'M. It is a serious& safe dating site for the bisexual and bi-curious individuals to meet in a friendly and comfortable environment. It hopes that all members can make new friends and establish romantic relationships. I have to say ===D A T E B I*C O M=== the best site I have ever joined so far. They verify all members. Unlike other sites,NO scammers or fake profiles here, and you can meet many rich or mature women as well, including celebs, famous stars.BEST OF LUCK!
Loved this lol
LOL 69% funny xD