Bernie Sanders Finishes Vomiting Own Blood after Endorsing Hillary Clinton
Following his hope killing endorsement of democratic rival Hillary Clinton, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders has finally finished puking his own blood.
Sources confirmed that the non-stop vomiting lasted more than fifteen hours and that it came mainly in the form of liquid shame and thick pieces of utter guilt.
Aside from the internal damage, the Senator also suffered second degree burns on his arm from when he touched the former Secretary of State on stage to pretend that he liked her.
Doctors explained that when Mr. Sanders made contact with the corporate-bought lizard skin of his demonic rival, the crony capitalist skin particles of the former Secretary of State burned the senator’s hand like sulfuric acid.
The Groupie was able to independently confirm that Senator Sanders has already begun treatment to recover from his life crippling and soul crushing endorsement and that his treatment plan is mostly based on long winded sessions of sitting in the park with homeless people, and short intervals of angrily shouting quotes from Das Kapital to ATMs and bank branches.