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Published: February 28, 2011
Description: My first article to see if it is even worth thinking about again.
In The Beginning...
Everyone has to start somewhere and this is where I am starting from. Before I devote a bunch of time to thinking of cool shit to write about I want to take a moment and see if this whole article thing looks like something I want to be bothered with.

My woman Denise is a cunt and rides me constantly about every little thing. So I have to choose how I spend my time wisely. I secretly want to finger rape her little sister.

Ok, there you have it. Done