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Published August 25, 2011
I am looking for support, or even just a shoulder to cry on, as I am surrounded by people who feel it's quite suitable to clip one's nails while seated at their workspace.

Why is this a problem one might ask?

Well, here's a few reasons:

a) It's fuckin' gross - just gross.
b) That sound. THAT BLOODY SOUND !!!
c) It's fuckin' gross - just gross.

I really don't care if you have a hang nail, or maybe you chipped a nail and are afraid you'll cut the inside of your nose ... here are some alternate suggestions:

a) Clip them in the privacy of your own home.
b) Go to the bathroom - we have lots of bathrooms - find one.
c) Go outside. It's summer, it's sunny. Take your fuckin' clippers and your damn coffee/tea/water and your gnarly ass nails outside.

Please sign and circulate this petition. It's only a matter of time before someone loses and eye to a flying shard of nail shrapnel - YOU COULD BE NEXT!

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/coworkersagainstclippers/
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