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October 29, 2009
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Description

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A wealthy old Gentleman decides to go on a hunting
                  safari in 
Africa , taking his faithful, elderly Jack
                  Russell named Killer, along for the company.


                  One day the old Jack Russell starts chasing rabbits and
                  before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about,
                  he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction
                  with the intention of having lunch.


                  The old Jack Russell thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep
                  doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close
                  by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones
                  with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the
                  leopard is about to leap, the old Jack Russell exclaims
                  loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder,
                  if there are any more around here?"


                  Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in
                  mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he
                  slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard,
                  "That was close! That old Jack Russell nearly had me!"


                  Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole
                  scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this
                  knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from
                  the leopard. So, off he goes, but the old Jack Russell
                  sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and
                  figures that something must be up.


                  The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the
                  beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.


                  The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and
                  says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going
                  to happen to that conniving canine!


                  Now, the old Jack Russell sees the leopard coming with
                  the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to
                  do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with
                  his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen
                  them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear,
                  the old Jack Russell says...
                  "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to
                  bring me another leopard!
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