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Published September 25, 2009 More Info »
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Published September 25, 2009

There is a product we use in our hospital called the digni-care "fecal-management system".  It is essentially a rectal tube for patient's who are incontinent of stool.  It is inserted by a nurse, with one or two fingers, some surgical lubricant, (gloves, hopefully), and with a bulb syringe a donut-like baloon inflates inside the rectum to keep the stool from leaking out.  Yay, great idea.  Less shit to clean up.  But what bothers me is the name.  DIGNI-CARE.  How much dignity does one have when they get a rubber tube shoved up their ass?  Really?  I'd rather shit myself thank you.

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