There is a product we use in our hospital called the digni-care "fecal-management system". It is essentially a rectal tube for patient's who are incontinent of stool. It is inserted by a nurse, with one or two fingers, some surgical lubricant, (gloves, hopefully), and with a bulb syringe a donut-like baloon inflates inside the rectum to keep the stool from leaking out. Yay, great idea. Less shit to clean up. But what bothers me is the name. DIGNI-CARE. How much dignity does one have when they get a rubber tube shoved up their ass? Really? I'd rather shit myself thank you.
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