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January 18, 2010
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Internal Monologue Required Contest #8

11. Gosh darn it, people like me!
-drwho
10. ( “Shh! This is where I keep my ‘Fuck-Overs.’ ” )
-theDIRTYmidget
9. I was awesome in "Collision Course"...much better than Pat Morita...I'm glad he's dead.
-JBnthe217
8. It's not about the money $30 million a year is such a paltry amount,It's not about the fame everyone knows me,It's about the right to sneak into your house and have sex with middle America,you want it bitch.
-bigjas
7. Denim, Chevy, denim, regular guy, Mavis, denim, Ford, denim, green car, denim, headlines, denim...
-westsideslant
6. "This is the luckiest finger in the world. Why? Because it's *this close* to the mind that had some part in agreeing to accept a professional comedy writers pitch for 'Jaywalking'".
-trident
5. And now I'm stealing Carson's Carnac the Magnificent. I see Summer's Eve, Massengill, and Bold & Fresh.
-Name three things less douchey than me.
-snyetha
4. I love America and America loves me. The pin on my lapel proves it. Tune in next week when my guests will be breast cancer and AIDS.
-westsideslant
3. Bernie Madoff goes to prison for screwing people over and lying to them because of selfish greed, yet I get The Tonight Show back.....go figure
-WiscoDick
2. You see that finger "casually" pointing to his forehead? That's a Con Man street sign for "I've got a con working.."
-Kooldad
1. With a shit eating grin like this, you know I'm not aware of my own mediocrity.
-WiscoDick
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