Bitcoin is definitely … something.
My 7 year old has been asking a lot of questions this Christmas season and I'm worried that it might be the last year he believes that Bitcoin is real.— elizabeth williams (@Elizasoul80) December 10, 2017
Bitcoin: the other money you don’t have— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 29, 2017
It’s called ‘Bitcoin’— Alexis Novak (@AlexisGirlNovak) December 11, 2017
It legitimately means ‘joke money’
How’d we not catch that?
Fucc off bitcoin, mama has Khol’s Cash— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) December 12, 2017
bitcoin? oh yeah well i hope it uh. i bet it, i hope it tastes good after you ate it. i, ah. i hope it tastes good because when you bit it.— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) December 11, 2017
[buys $12 in bitcoin] sorry friends i only associate with other aristocrats now— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) December 12, 2017
Wanna invest in bitcoin a year ago? Buy today, and wait a year.— Amir Blumenfeld (@jakeandamir) December 11, 2017
Me: I've asked to get paid in Bitcoin from now on— Abby Holidays (@abbycohenwl) December 9, 2017
Friend: Wow, do you know how it works?
Me (eating several Bitcoins): Of course
Remember when Mufasa was killed in that stampede after asking someone to explain Bitcoin to him?— Nick Ross (@NickBossRoss) December 7, 2017
Thoughts and prayers to anyone whose parents ask them what bitcoin is over the holidays. Bone-chilling stuff— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) December 7, 2017
The airtight logic and elegant mathematics of Bitcoin guarantee it will be universally adopted, he says in Esperanto.— Josh Patten (@thejoshpatten) December 8, 2017
Coworkers are telling me to invest in bitcoin and I’m nodding my head like I didn’t just use my credit card to buy a Snickers from the vending machine.— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) December 5, 2017
People seem confused about Bitcoin & Blockchain, let me explain: A Bitcoin is a digital gift voucher that can be redeemed at participating online stores (e.g. https://t.co/mDv2dtoIrV). Blockchain is the company that runs Bitcoin, they negotiate with stores to get the best prices— Pixelated Ho Ho Hoat (@pixelatedboat) December 14, 2017
The Elf on the Shelf will not stop talking to me about Bitcoin.— Jake Fogelnest (@jakefogelnest) December 4, 2017
I hope Bitcoin is like Snapchat in that people stop talking about it before I have to learn what it is.— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) December 13, 2017
* sprinkles fingers over salvation army bucket*— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 2, 2017
ME: It’s BitCoin *throws nothing at them* There’s a little something extra just for you!
Bitcoin isn’t real money you idiots. Not like these paper rectangles I have in my pocket.— Bea_ker (@bea_ker) November 22, 2017
Sure I missed the boat on Bitcoin, but at least I made fun of it and called people stupid for using it.— J.P. McDade (@jp_mcdade) November 20, 2017