For as long as people have existed, we have tirelessly searched for ways to make ourselves cum as hard as humanly possible, often with deadly results.

However, animal biologist and human sexuality expert Dr. David Rollins may have found a minimally lethal way for people to cum harder than they ever have in their whole lives: grabbing electric eels while masturbating—though it is not without its risks.

Still, it’s just one of those rare, incredible ideas that, once you hear it, your reaction is, “of course. It’s so simple—it’s been waiting there for us to discover it all along.”

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