Michael Baxter, an Australian prison warden, hopes to break the Guinness World Record for “most cartoon characters tattooed on his body” with this truly epic back-piece featuring 203 characters from The Simpsons’ universe.
“203!?!” you shout for no reason. “That’s so many tattoos,” you add, even though no one ever asked you to talk.
Look person, try not to get caught up on the number. Instead, just take a brief moment to marvel at it’s comprehensiveness. Then feel free to take a much longer moment playing “Hey, Did He Remember This Character.” It’s a really fun game, although the answer is always “Yes.”