We'll be spending this week of blogging together and I am thrilled. I am NYC based but I am in Los Angeles for the month of June doing a show at UCB LA called "Showgirls: The Best Movie Ever Made, Ever! " This means I have plenty of free time to devote to my blog. You are welcome.
One of the things I have noticed since I have been in LA is an occurrence I am calling "Wayne Newton Mouth." Wayne Newton Mouth or WNM is when a person has plastic surgery on their face and end up with Wayne Newton's mouth. I noticed it on a woman at the gym, it was on the guy with the camouflage pants and "Just for Men" dyed hair biking at the Grove. I think everyone who gets plastic surgery gets the same mouth. Don't believe me? Let's take a peek.
This is Wayne Newton
Look at his mouth. I have seen clowns at children's parties with a less creepy mouth. (Obviously there is a lot wrong with the Wayne Newton photo: the make-up, the eyes so tight he looks like he's impersonating Renee Zellweger, the Mystic Tan, the old-man chest hair, but today we are focusing on just the mouth.)
Meg Ryan has Wayne Newton Mouth.
Jocelyn Wildenstein has a horrifying example of WNM. Jesus, that woman is scarier than the "Hostel" movies.
Coming up tomorrow. Ali Lohan a cougar?