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Face it: the best rap music happens when the artist brags about something. Usually, it's being able to afford designer goods, or hooking up with attractive women, but we think these are much more cringeworthy.

Face it: the best rap music happens when the artist brags about something. Usually it’s being able to afford designer goods, or hooking up with attractive women. But here are 12 weird things rappers might brag about.

  • Credit information was safe from the Equifax hack
  • Hella ticklish
  • Animals appear comfortable around them
  • George Takei retweeted them
  • Having an autographed photo of the cast of This Is Us
  • Their rare type-O blood
  • Having the smallest carbon footprint in the game
  • All their diamonds are conflict free
  • Typing speed of over 80 words per minute
  • Their blood sugar is stabilized
  • Having a PPO
  • Providing their posse with the \#1 401k contribution in the world, son
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