It was a long week for me . . . work . . .I switched rooms with my boys (the younger ones have outgrown their room . . . work . . . Exercising with the help of my trainer is the schinitzel!!! (what the fuck is a schinitzel??? I better ask Spydergirl ~ oh wait! that's me!) . . . work . . . And my oldest son had 'teeth' extraction ~ they pulled a total of 7 teeth. OUCH! Somehow this was very stressful for me. Upside, he loved the nitrous oxide ~ I should have inhaled some!
The orthodontist is getting ready to attach the appliances on the remaining teeth next week . . . he already requested his 'last meal' of steak, mashed potatoes and corn on the cob.
Anyway, enough about me & here's another edition of WAW! . . .
I haven't seen Kristi around lately . . . hope she and her herb garden is doing well. Hope she comes back to read my answer to her question . . .
Urophobia is the fear of peeing in public or in the presence of another person. This is also known as paruresis . . . bladder shyness . . . bashful bladder. This kind of phobia is classified as social phobia or social anxiety.
Doctors will prescribe anti-anxiety medications or psychologists will re-program your brain through hypnosis. Well, without medical insurance these methods can be really expensive.
But guess what?! YOU can help him overcome his shyness by using Sigmund Freud's theory of Free Association. Engage him to your 'golden showers' . . .
[Photo 1 extracted: Just imagine a peeing female here]
Again . . .
[Photo 2 extracted: Imagine another female urinating here]
And again . . .
[Photo 3 extracted: Imagine a female during micturation process on here]
And again . . . soon enough he'll associate peeing in the presence of another person as ENJOYABLE. Tah dah! he's cured and will be able to give you your needed 'golden shower' Just be careful to not over-do it and turn this pleasurable act as an addiction ~ then that will be for another blog.
FYI: Just in case . . . 'golden shower' is the act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification. Or if you're really pissed at somebody . . . just like this guy ~
Dear -not Trident . . . pain while urinating is one of the classic symptom of 'bladder shyness.' This social phobia that can lead to U.T.I. (urinary tract infection) Please read my suggestion above and take antibiotic before you engage yourself in giving your partner her shower.
Well, that's another edition of Web Advice Wednesday with Spydergirl. Please feel free post your questions below or send me a private message . . . until next time . . . remember, the only VICE that you can never have too much of is ADVICE! Piss . . . peace.
P.S. After a sought out debate and ADVICE from my lawyer, the photos posted were pulled from this blog. You just have to use your imagination. Thank you for imagining.