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November 02, 2014
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A buddy of mine spent the better part of his adult life working at a call center. He described it as one of the most soul crushing experiences of his life. He did anything and everything he could to not be miserable and it all failed. So, during his working hours, he started thinking of things he'd rather be doing than be at work. Here are the illustrations titled "i would rather". Full gallery @ http://teamibag.com/2014/11/02/working-at-a-call-center-blows-with-illustrations/

A buddy of mine spent the better part of his adult life working in a call center for a large company. He described it as the most soul crushing experience in his life. He did anything and everything he could to not be completely miserable there. It all failed. So, during his working hours, he started thinking of things he would rather do than be at work. Here are the illustrations “I would rather…”

Original gallery @Working at a Call Center Blows (with illustrations)

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I would rather have my eyelids cut off and be forced to watch “The Real Housewives of Some Terrible Place” than work at a call center.

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I would rather look into the Arc of the Covenant than work at a call center.

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I would rather play Marco Polo with hungry alligators than work at a call center.

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I would rather drink from the wrong holy grail than work at a call center.

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I would rather hang myself with barbed wire than listen to people cry on the other end of the phone in a call center.

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I would rather have an Alien burst out of my chest than work for a call center.

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I would rather juggle used syringes than work at a call center.

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I would rather lick razor blade popsicles while being electrocuted than work at a call center.

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I would rather be married to Lori of the Walking Dead than work at a call center.

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I would rather be the middle man of a human centipede than work at a call center.

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I would rather stick utility knives in my eyes than work at a call center.

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I would rather be trampled to death by reindeer than work at a call center.

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I would rather eat broken glass while being eaten by a shark than work at a call center.

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I would rather take an arrow to the knee and 6 more to the face than work at a call center.

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I would rather drink 6 year old eggnog and walk on broken glass than work at a call center.

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I would rather put live scorpions in my pants and be run over by a steam roller than work at a call center.

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I would rather be sprayed in the face with mace while being attacked by killer bees than work at a call center.

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