This week, the NFL released a report stating that Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady almost certainly conspired to illegally deflate footballs during last year’s AFC Championship game against the Indianapolis Colts. Among the damning evidence cited were text messages between Brady and Pats equipment assistant John Jastremski, a portion of which are reproduced below:


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