Terry Richardson leaked a video of Kate Upton doing a dance called the “Cat Daddy” without her permission. Out of respect for Miss Upton’s wishes, we are not embedding the video in this article. Just so you know what video we’re talking about though, here are a series of screen captures from the video:
So there you have it. We’re not posting that video here, merely reporting on the news. Sure, we’re capitalizing on the same clickbaity title and will benefit from the same increase in site traffic and SEO-y words and phrases. Words and phrases like:
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- Cat Daddy meow meow me likey Cat Daddy meow meow bad kitty
So yes, we’re benefitting the same way that sites would that directly embed that video. But still, we can take comfort in the fact that we’re honoring Kate Upton’s stated wishes that the video had not been leaked to the public.
But we’re still taking the moral high ground here. And so are you, for clicking on an article that told you right up front that we weren’t going to show you the video. You were making the respectable choice as you did your duty to inform yourself on this highly relevant news story. As a reward, here are some GIFs of the dance:
There you have it. Web journalism at its finest. You’ll have to go to Terry Richardson’s YouTube channel or perhaps Terry Richardson’s Vimeo page to see that unauthorized bikini dancing footage. We respect ourselves too much to put it here.