Full Credits

Stats & Data

138Funny
22Die
21,941
Views
October 23, 2011
Published
Description

Are you socially awkward? Read this list to find out.

Social Awkwardness Checklist

                Are you socially awkward? Social awkwardness affects millions of Americans a year and accounts for millions of situations being made awkward. Social awkwardness is a severe disorder and can be treated if discovered early enough. If you experience seven or more of these symptoms, you may want to contact a medical professional immediately (as in, right now).

Symptoms of Social Awkwardness

-Do you find yourself not using the middle urinal because someone may use the urinal besides you?

-Do you find yourself looking down at your cellphone and walking past someone you only somewhat know very quickly to avoid talking to them?

-Do you often attempt to smell yourself covertly throughout the day because you fear that you secretly smell?

-Does the concept of holding a baby terrify you?

-Would you rather glimpse into hell than into the eyes of a member of the opposite sex?

-Do you frequently get sweaty around members of the opposite sex?

-Have you ever said “I’m doing fine, what about you?” to open a conversation?

-Have you ever accidently ordered a small-medium drink at a restaurant?

-Have you ever answered yes or no to a question that cannot be answered with a yes or no?

-Do you often get the feeling that the opposite sex knows that you are staring at them?

-Would you compare the experience of using a public restroom to waterboarding?

-Are you terrified of talking to children because people might think you are a sex offender?

-When singing along with the song, have you ever started singing the chorus too early?

-Do you equate the term “stranger danger” to simply talking to a stranger?

-When being insulted, do you simply just respond with unintelligible baby noises?

-Do you find yourself spending an unhealthy amount of time thinking about whether the person you are talking to should be referred to as Black or an African-American?

-Do you often find yourself explaining the jokes that you tell?

-Do you often find yourself making “Why am I so alone?” statuses on Facebook?

-When approached by the opposite sex, do you always find yourself seemingly covered in pizza crumbs?

-Would you rather get curb stomped than participate in a group project?

-Have you clogged a toilet in a public restroom?

-When having success with the opposite sex, did you ruin it by urinating yourself?

-Do you often wave at people who do not notice you?

-Have you ever sung obnoxiously in public by complete accident?

-Do you shake people’s fingers instead of their hands?

-Do people frequently hear you talk to yourself and stare at you?

-Do you often try to read the text messages of someone who is sitting near you to see if that person is texting about you?

-When being photographed, do you just not know what to do with your hands?

-When driving through a drive-thru, have you ever accidently ordered your meal to go?

Advertisement