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Published November 25, 2011
A NOTICE I PREPARED FOR PUTTING ON WINDSCREENS OF CARS THAT ARE PARKED BY MORONS
 
When the men were working on this car park, in between the numerous tea breaks and sleeps, oh and the time they always set aside to read The Sun or The Daily Mirror, they took great care (painstakingly you could say) to ensure that the parking bays were clearly delineated.
 
In some cases they use the white lines, other times it is white dotted lines (which I prefer as it’s not as big a waste of paint) or sometimes they are marked in another way.
 
What I was looking to find out today, sir or madam, is where do you get hold of the access all areas style pass that you clearly hold, that states you can park in any fashion you like forsaking all the needs of other drivers and motorists.
 
We too would love to be able to park in this manner, I mean who cares about rules and regulations – lets all act like this.
 
If you could kindly pass the details on for getting a pass, please get in touch by calling 0300 790 6802.
 
Thank you kindly and we look forward to your call.
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