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Published October 27, 2011

A pornography website was forced to shut itself down today because the staff became too addicted to viewing porn.

“Nobody could get any work done. We spent all our time wanking,” said the CEO who was pulling up his pants. “I brought my son here this week as part of ‘bring your son to work day’. The social workers took him away!”

His colleague mumbled while rewinding a clip: “I feel so drained. Can I have some water?”

Said one psychologist later: “Porn is great – in moderation.”

The company was forced to double its weekly carpet cleaning bill after several staff and visitors injured themselves from slipping. But the dangers of working in such an environment has not stopped others from applying. “All porn sites were blocked by my last employer. I couldn’t handle it. I resorted to mindless violence. That’s bullshit! It’s against my human rights!”

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