WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME...JUST MY LUCK, FRIDAY THE 13TH AND I CANT EVEN SET UP THE CAPTION... Y'ALL DO IT FOR ME, PLEASE...
SO GOOD LUCK AND CAPTION AWAY...
I must say, these captions... took my breath away... :-) (too corny??)
Ok... fine.. Honorable mentions first:
chadder: "does this smell funny to you?"
(Yes... yes it does....)
williboy: "THE PROFESSIONAL BOIL SUCKER FINALLY FOUND THE BOIL, DEEP INSIDE HER COLON. THERE WERE BUGS&DEAD MICE & COB-WEBS ALL AROUND. JUST AS HE WRAPPED HIS LIPS ON THE BOIL & BEGAN TO SUCK, THE LADY FARTED! HE POPPED HIS HEAD OUT & SAYS "GEE LADY, YOU TRYIN TO GROSS ME OUT".."
(So much set up... so disgusting... and yet... it still made me laugh..)
Ok... Top 3 Time!!
3rd Place:...lizardladyfla: This Muff diver needed a snorkel.
(Hilarious... but then again... what good muff diver doesn't?? ;-)..)
2nd Place:...Buttermilk: Just like a man to fall asleep before I'm satisfied.
(So many thoughts crossed my mind reading this... I needed a nap...)
1st Place:...bubbalicious: When I told you to get your head out of your ass, I didn't mean for you to stick it up somebody else's.
(Awesome cap... especially since my boss has told me this... this week... damned near word-for-word...)