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January 31, 2017
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"Here comes AbraSLAM Lincoln!"

“I’m here to free slaves and kick ass, and it looks like I’m all out of slaves to free.”


“A penny for your thoughts?” [flicks a penny in your face as he punches you]


“I call your face 1866 ‘cause it’s gonna need lots of reconstruction.”


“Nobody will believe you!”


“Your ass will little note, nor long remember what I say here, but it will never forget what I did here.”


“Here comes AbraSLAM Lincoln!”


“Are you theater? ‘Cause you fighting me blows my mind.”


“I got your last full measure of devotion RIGHT HERE!


“Your face is a lot like the Republican Party. ‘Cause after I’m done it’ll never be good again.”


“Sic Semper Your Anus!”


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