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August 31, 2008


Today was the second taining session for my beloved pooch. Our homework assignment from last week was to buy some jingle bells. These were to be attached next to the door, so if the dog wanted to use the bathroom he could "jingle" them. Sounds cute, right?

I bought the bells, but did not attach them. I felt we were moving too quickly. My puppy was not ready for this type of advanced stimulus. Perhaps it could come later.

So our trainer came over this morning. "Where are the bells?" she asked. I attached them for her.

Within 20 minutes my dog had eaten an entire jingle bell (seriously), shit in the middle of the floor, and bit her on the hand.

Who's the problem now, bitch?

I love my dog.