I think the family photos in the background are a nice touch
New York Congressman, Anthony Weiner, decided he was going to show his pee-pee to some ladies on the interwebs. Apparently he thought women could keep their mouths shut, and I mean that in the most loving way possible, seriously. Let's just take a quick look at this shit, shall we Weiner?
#1. You are a U.S. Representative, New York Congressman, and your wife is an aide to Hilary Clinton. Did you think you weren't just a smidge high profile?
#2. You sent pics of your beautifully shorn chest and your boxer-brief's bulge via Twitter and Facebook to about 6 different women? Why in the hell would you use your real Twitter account name you FOOL?!? It's @RepWeiner for those of you who'd like to try and hook up with him. Everybody knows that you have a REAL account and a "I wanna show my schlong" account. Stupid, stupid man!
That pickle doesn't look too kosher.
#3. As soon as you pressed "Send" you must have known that some shit was gonna go down, right? There must have been a slight moment of hesitation where you said "I know I shouldn't do this, but this girl isn't gonna throw me under the bus, we're tight." I mean seriously. Did you not think that in this day and age with how fast information flies across the world, that any one of these girls wouldn't try to make some serious money off your stupidity? Did you not think that any one of them would possibly want to get on a Good Morning news program, want to write a book, get on Oprah's new network and talk, talk, talk about your groin?
I hope my allergies pass as being really upset.
Look bro, I'm not mad at ya, I just feel sorry for you since you got caught. But when you don't think things through, that's what happens, and now you're gonna get a slap on the hand, you'll need to make a Tiger Woods apology-interview, and then just stay under the radar for a few days because the bigger, better, shavier chested news story is quickly coming around the corner, and your "5 minutes of fame" is going to fade away into the media abyss, and we'll all go back to commuting to work, eating our turkey sandwiches and having no clue who you are.