#1. You are a U.S. Representative, New York Congressman, and your wife is an aide to Hilary Clinton. Did you think you weren't just a smidge high profile?
#2. You sent pics of your beautifully shorn chest and your boxer-brief's bulge via Twitter and Facebook to about 6 different women? Why in the hell would you use your real Twitter account name you FOOL?!? It's @RepWeiner for those of you who'd like to try and hook up with him. Everybody knows that you have a REAL account and a "I wanna show my schlong" account. Stupid, stupid man!