START EM YOUNG I SAY. DONT MAKE EM GROW UP ASHAMED OF THIER
SEXUALITY... HELP THEM OUT WITH SOME HELPFULL ADVICE WITH YOUR KIND AND SENSITIVE CAPTIONS...
THE LAST THREE DAYS PEOPLE WHO WERE PICKED AS JUDGES DIDNT SHOW UP ON THE DAYS THEY WERE PICKED. THIS HAPPENED AGAIN TODAY SO I HAVE TO GO TO THE SECOND PLACE WINNER TO GET SOME RESULTS. BE POSTED TOMARROW...
SNYETHA SEZ (SECOND PLACE)...
Sorry, not much time for detail.
1st westsideslant: Months after the "shotgun wedding", authorities are still finding remnants of the "shotgun consumation."
2nd skinnymatt: "Way to go, Rufus. You found an old pair of soiled underwear. Perhaps next time we could try to find something that isn't totally fucking useless, eh?"
3rd karigrant: Do these panties make my ass look dead?
Honorable Mention: GET DAVES NASTY DRAWERS OUTTA MY FACE.I KNOW WHERE HE IS.HE'S EITHER ON THE BOAT FISHIN,OR HANGIN OUT AT THAT SEEDY BIKER BAR.TRY HIS COMPUTER FIRST