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July 19, 2008
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The other day I cut my left thumb using the nail of my right thumb.  I wish I could say that I did it while trying to rescue a puppy from underneath a bus, or while rolling a frying pan into a burrito with my bare hands, but I did it trying to get the cap off of some huckleberry body wash.  To be fair, I was going to use the body wash to blow up an armored tank.

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