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September 30, 2017
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Sports and rain don't mix.

Conan: I don’t like the looks of those clouds one bit. Not one bit.
Me: Yeah, it’s gonna rain.
Conan: How bad?
Me: Well, according to the weather guy we’re going to get a lot of rain this afternoon.
Conan: This afternoon? Seriously?
Me: That’s what they say.
Conan: Son of a biscuit.
Me: Why? What’s so big about this afternoon?
Conan: I have my softball playoffs!
Me: Yeah, but..
Conan: It’s the biggest game of the year, dude!
Me: But..
Conan: Dude, don’t try to understand ok? You need to be an athlete to get it.
Me: I may not look it now but I was an athlete when I was younger but that’s beside….
Conan: Competitive Dungeons and Dragons doesn’t count.
Me: Hey, I was a level 38 Half-Orc. I won a lot of…
Conan: NERD ALERT!
Me: Ok, enough. I don’t think this storm is going to interrupt your “softball playoffs”.
Conan: Why did you air quote my softball playoffs?
Me: You know why.
Conan: I don’t like your tone. I take this seriously.
Me: Dude, you play Wii softball against yourself on a broken Wii.
Conan: What’s your point?
Me: IT’S NOT EVEN ATTACHED TO A TV! THE RAIN WON’T HAVE ANY EFFECT ON YOUR IMAGINARY GAMES!
Conan: Just for that I’m pulling your box seats from Will Call.
Me: That’s fine. The Box Seats are in the closet. Last game I sat on a shoe for the entire 22 innings.

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