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May 26, 2008


Today lets take a peek into the message boards of the inter-net. My fans have taken to their keyboards to trumpet my praises!

I’m not famous enough not to eagerly pore through these daily.  I don’t want to jump the gun but these good people want to see more of yours truly.

Me?  I took some time out from doing nothing to respond to them.

RathBandu writes:
The new girl, Casey Wilson, is kind of cute for someone who looks like a female Patton Oswalt.  NYU represent.

Casey responds:
Go Violets!

Tazzytess writes:
When I first saw her, I thought she was Mike Myers (Austin Powers) in drag.  I thought, “Dang, whoever did the make up really did a good job making him look like a girl.

Casey responds:
My makeup artist Souriya will be thrilled to get a mention on the boards.

Ytopp21 writes:
“when they DID have her in for an extended period of time, she ruined it. she over acts by a million miles dammit...gahhh.

Casey responds:
NO. I.  DON’T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Racl 101 writes:
She's a hot chub chick w/ nice juggs! Big f-ing juggs!

Casey responds:
Thank you very much.  What does chub mean?

Mo-130 writes:
I dont know why I zoned out on the stripper sketches, was she the handicapped stripper?? I was bored by that sketch.  Where can I find pics of her cans?

Bobemejor lends a helping hand:
Here ya go! 

Casey responds:
Thanks Bobemejor but this is a better one.  Here, I am actually touching my cans.

Mr.  Mcpoops writes:
I’d give her the jumpbone.

Casey responds:
Slow down, slow down Mcpoops.  Take a girl to the Ground Round first!!! 

Minsky writes:
I’m losing patience with the New Girl.  It usually takes a while for new cast members to win me over but the New Girl is really starting to annoy.

Diva second’s Minsky:
It speaks volumes that none of us know what her name is yet.

Casey responds:
My name is Casey Wilson.  Please like me.