President Barack Obama surprised his staff on Monday when he held annual kissing auditions for the next White House Blonde Intern.

Dozens of ditzy hopefuls lined the over-perfumed halls leading to the Oval Office, including former President Bill Clinton who convincingly disguised himself as a seductively young patriotic hipster.  "Knowing it was 'Dirty Billy' didn't stop me from taking a second peek," blushed Vice President Joe Biden.  

The White House plans to announce the winner of the internship at the end of the week.

Clinton as Patriotic Hipster