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Published December 30, 2013 More Info »
President Barack Obama surprised his staff on Monday when he held annual kissing auditions for the next White House Blonde Intern. Dozens of ditzy hopefuls lined the over-perfumed halls leading to the Oval Office, including former President Bill Clinton who convincingly disguised himself as a seductively young patriotic hipster.  "Knowing it was 'Dirty Billy' didn't stop me from taking a second peek," blushed Vice President Joe Biden.   The White House plans to announce the winner of the internship at the end of the week.
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