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Presidential hopeful Ted Cruz has added new fire to his campaign this week with his campaign slogan "Reigniting the Promise of America" now overwhelmed by the dreams of his 18 year old self.

Young Ted Cruz Tells Us More About His Aspirations

Presidential hopeful Ted Cruz has added new fire to his campaign this week with his campaign slogan “Reigniting the Promise of America” now overwhelmed by the dreams of his 18 year old self. This younger Ted Cruz is a far more honest individual and frankly one whom we all have more in common.

Besides having lots of butt sweat, young Ted’s desire to star in teen tit films and conquer the world make him a far more relatable figure. As a candidate, it’s good to see his stance on gay marriage,immigration, and Planned Parenthood hasn’t changed in all these years!

And who hasn’t had dreams of world domination that include being surrounded by boobs?

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