Elder: So what’s the plan now Moses?
Moses: The plan?
Elder: Yeah, what are we going to do now?
Moses: Oh wow, you know, I didn’t even think of that. Totally slipped my mind.
Elder: So you’re telling me we’re stuck in the middle of the desert without food, water, or a plan?
Moses: Well God just told me to free the Jews, he didn’t really specify what to do after that. Probably should have planned ahead a little better.
Elder: Jesus Christ!
Moses: Who’s that?
Elder: You know what, I have no idea.
Moses: So, uh, what do you think we should do?
Elder: I don’t know, I’m not the one who has burning plants talking to me.
Moses: Well, um, I think Jerusalem is somewhere around here. \
Elder: Really? How far?
Moses: Well if we hurry, we can probably get there in about 20 years. As long as we don’t take any wrong turns.
Elder: So what direction do we go? Can I see the map?
Moses: Uh… I don’t have one.
Elder: You can’t be serious.
Moses: Hey, I know it sounds bad, but just wait ‘til we get to Jerusalem, once we’re there, I’m sure we won’t have any problems. We’re the Jews, God’s chosen people. Surely nothing bad will ever happen to us again.