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October 20, 2011
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THE BLACK BRA

 The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

 I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
 One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
 We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
 Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes…

 Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
 The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a
 mask.
 He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
 I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long..

The mistress:
 Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black
 bra, heels and Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to
 tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
 When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
 Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
 When he came in the door and saw me he said,
 
 
 
 (you are going to love this.....)
 
 
 
 
 
 "What's for dinner, Zorro?"


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