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Published May 06, 2010 More Info ยป
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Published May 06, 2010
Technology is the new basis for others to judge your wealth. Cell phones at bars: if you have a flip phone, youre not flipping anyone over.
Email addresses are like home addresses:
@gmail.com - wealthy neighborhood, good school system
@(work).com - youre doing alright, decent neighborhood but you'll probably get a lawn job once in awhile.
@yahoo.com- living in a friends basement or small apartment, half the kids in the neighborhood drop out of highschool and at least one 16 year old neighbor will get pregnant.
@aol.com - no real residence. You pay the cable bill at your friends place so you can crash there 3-4 times a week and you know that you can't leave your bike outside even if it is locked up.
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