Of course, most intelligent beings are aware that Michele Bachmann is one of the craziest bitches out there -- even crazier than the member from T.L.C. who burned down the mansion of her boyfriend (I love you "Left Eye" and I know it was a mistake. Next time set his shoes on fire outside). But, nevertheless, during my time spent interning at The Advocate, I have been exposed to endless Bachmann stupidy, including a story I wrote where she claimed she was almost kidnapped by a lesbian and an ex nun. I consider myself very creative and out there, and even I couldn't come up with this shit.
A few weeks ago, a picture - which can be seen above - was released of Bachmann NOM NOM NOMING on a corndog at the Iowa State Fair. Some claimed that it was tacky for news outlets to pick up on the story or run the photo, although none of them seemed to mind when she made outrageous statements about the LGBT community.
And don't even get me started on her husband, Marcus, who I believe gave her tips on how to deep throat that corndog -- you go girls!
Marcus Jr., courtsey of NewsweekAs if she wasn't so far right and off the deep end already, she claimed that Hurricane Irene was the result of God, according to StarTribune. In the article, she as quoted as saying "I don’t know how much God has to do to get the attention of politicians." What? Although the Hurricane did not live up to most of the hype, it still killed dozens of people, and is absolutely disgusting - in my opinion - for people to make sure ignorant and unintelligent comments.
The comedy and craziness behind it goes behind "Oh my god, can you believe someone this nuts is running for President of the United States." What is very scary is that people - many people - are actually supporting her. Let's make sure we keep this corndog drama queen out of the White House. And, by the way, the last person in the Oval Office with skills like that was Monica Lewinsky, and we all know how that ended.