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August 23, 2010

So two white guys are helping their black friend move into his new house, one of the white guys is stupid. They help unpack his stuff from the day and entering into the evening. Come 11pm, all they have left to unpack is his television and his DVD player. The black friend at this time of night is suspicious of cops that will racially profile a situation, so he has his two friends carry the TV.

"Your an ass hole!", exclaims the smarter white friend.

"Look dude, I don't want to get arrested for carrying my own TV into my house. Some cops are ass holes.", says the black friend.

All of the sudden a cop pulls up, flashing lights. The friends begin to freak out and then calm themselves down when the cop gets out of his car.

"What the hell is going on?", asks the cop.

The stupid friend doesn't follow. He looks at the cop and says,

"I know what this looks like officer, but my friend is just here for moral support."