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September 20, 2011

The first two Republican/Tea Party debates have been pretty much as expected except for the shear joy the crowds seemed to express upon hearing of Rick Perry's stellar Death Penalty record in Texas and Ron Paul's suggestion that an uninsured man should die rather than being taken care of by the Government. In response I suggest the remaining debates are death matches. Dressed in full Gladiatorial Garb and with lions and lots of other predatory beasts in the wings we let the potential candidates fight it out. The winner is then fed to the beasts and everyone is happy. It could be a weekly series until of course we run out of Politicians and then if there is still a demand there's more than enough Reality TV wanna be stars for at least two or ten more seasons.