USB LED Light for Camping, Children Bed Lamp, Portable USB LED Bulb, Emergency Light $7.99
A perfect solution for children who are often left to fend for themselves in the woods, provided they have a laptop. Quick, child, purchase this before the wolves draw near.
A spindle of 700 blank CDs SOLD OUT
A perfect solution for someone who lives in 2002, has time traveled here to the future to participate in Amazon Prime day, and doesn’t know about flash drives yet. Unfortunately for you, weary traveler, this deal has 100% sold out. If it makes you feel any better, you will eventually forget about 9/11.
PetSafe Ssscat Cat Spray Control System $15.22
A perfect solution for someone wanting to get control of their cats before they gain self-awareness and start to organize.
Sentry Calming Collar for Cats $11.65
A perfect solution for those organized cats that have grown ornery ever since they saw what you did to their leader with that cat spray control system. They will comply or they will be dealt with. You are the human being. You are the law.
The Spartan Grip - with Enhanced Silicone Palm | Fit Four Callus Guard WOD Workout Gloves for Weight Lifting & Cross Training Athletes $39.95
These are for jackin’ it.