my babysitter
By tony zazell July 24, 2008 | 181 Views
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when i was a kid i had a babysitter and her name was sally. sometimes we would play a game called "gun shooting game" where i would pretend-shoot her with a pretend gun and she would moan and groan with so much pain that sometimes my crotch would get stiff from all the moaning. i asked my dad if this was ok and he said "it's better than ok" and then he went away into the garage for a while.
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