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The full list of everyone we know so far

With the eighth person at the June 2016 Trump Tower meeting between Donald Trump Jr. and a Russian lawyer now identified, questions continue over everyone involved. Here is the FULL list of everyone we know attended the meeting so far:

Natalia Veselnitskaya

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A Russian attorney who was presented to Trump Jr. as having information from the Kremlin damaging to Hillary Clinton.


Donald Trump Junior

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Son of then-nominee Donald Trump.


Jared Kushner

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Son-in-law and campaign adviser to Donald Trump.


Paul Manafort

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The head of the Trump campaign at the time.


Rinat Akhmetshin

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A former Soviet counterintelligence officer, now lobbyist with a history of representing Russian interests.


Anatoli Samochornov

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Translator and former State Department contractor.


Rob Goldstone

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A British publicist representing Emin Agalarov, a Russian pop star and son of the oligarch who helped Donald Trump bring Miss Universe to Moscow.


Ike Kaveladze

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A real estate developer and representative of the same Russian oligarch involved in Miss Universe.


Kid Rock

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Believed by Don Jr. to be fluent in Russian based on “Bawitdaba.”


Sergei Igor Rimsky

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Head trainer to Soviet boxing hero Ivan Drago.


Boris Badenov

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Known spy and self-proclaimed “world’s greatest no-goodnik.”


Natasha Fatale

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Long-time spy and partner of Badenov.


Steve Harvey

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Former Miss Universe host and international saboteur.


John Miller (via phone)

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Never-seen publicist of Donald Trump who sounds just like Donald Trump and brags about Donald Trump just like Donald Trump but who Donald Trump promises isn’t Donald Trump.


Sputnik

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Former Russian satellite.


Miss Columbia

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Mistakenly called in by Steve Harvey.


Unnamed Russian Circus Bear

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Reportedly able to juggle, ice skate, and ride a bicycle.


Ivan Mikhailov

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Russian bear trainer. Tragically eaten during the meeting.


Dennis Rodman

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NBA rebounding legend. Has an inexplicable knack for getting involved in this kind of thing.


Omega Red

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Known Russian super soldier.


A Portrait of Donald Trump with Moving Eyes

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