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Published April 14, 2010
YOU DRINK CAPPUCINO INSTEAD OF BEER.  If you cant figure out why the battery on your new bike won't stay charged. If your trailer has more miles on it than your bike If your leathers still have creases If you don't ride your bike to work because it scuffs your penny loafers. If you move your bike and the grass is brown under the wheels. If your tatoos wash off. If you have doubled the weight of your bike with bolt on chrome. If you have never kick started a bike before. If you buy bikes as investments. If you refer to your bike as your "toy". If you wear a full face helmet If you wear a helmet If you wear earplugs If you really believe that there are bikes that come customized from the factory If the last time you went to the Harley dealer you came home with golfballs and a toilet seat If your Harley shirt has a collar If its not fun to ride unless someone sees you If you don't ride in the rain If you can't find your oil filter If you think any motorcycle is too loud If your poneytail comes off with your cap If you leave your garagedoor open just so people can see your bike If you need a biker lingo book If your a HOG member and think your an outlaw If you think a wrench is a bitchy woman If when you buy your bike you start calling everyone "bro" If you stop 30 miles from Sturgis to unload your bike so you can ride in If you think the models in the catalogs are what bikers are suppose to look like If you worry about what bikers are suppose to look like If you read VQ If other people you consider bikers scare you
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