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April 14, 2010



If you cant figure out why the battery on your new bike won't stay charged.

If your trailer has more miles on it than your bike

If your leathers still have creases

If you don't ride your bike to work because it scuffs your penny loafers.

If you move your bike and the grass is brown under the wheels.

If your tatoos wash off.

If you have doubled the weight of your bike with bolt on chrome.

If you have never kick started a bike before.

If you buy bikes as investments.

If you refer to your bike as your "toy".

If you wear a full face helmet

If you wear a helmet

If you wear earplugs

If you really believe that there are bikes that come customized from the factory

If the last time you went to the Harley dealer you came home with golfballs and a toilet seat

If your Harley shirt has a collar

If its not fun to ride unless someone sees you

If you don't ride in the rain

If you can't find your oil filter

If you think any motorcycle is too loud

If your poneytail comes off with your cap

If you leave your garagedoor open just so people can see your bike

If you need a biker lingo book

If your a HOG member and think your an outlaw

If you think a wrench is a bitchy woman

If when you buy your bike you start calling everyone "bro"

If you stop 30 miles from Sturgis to unload your bike so you can ride in

If you think the models in the catalogs are what bikers are suppose to look like

If you worry about what bikers are suppose to look like

If you read VQ

If other people you consider bikers scare you