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Today is the Norris's birthday, and to honor him, I am posting my favorite Chuck Norris joke.
When he was a teenager, Chuck Norris impregnated a small convent of nuns hidden away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later, the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated football team in history.
When he was a teenager, Chuck Norris impregnated a small convent of nuns hidden away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later, the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated football team in history.
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