Revised Nursery Rhymes IV
By vindoc725 July 18, 2011 | 282 Views
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
all the kings' horses,
and all the kings' men,
couldn't put Humpty together again.
This greatly angered the king,
who stamped an order with his ring,
to decapitate all the horses,
and all of his men,
who had yet failed him again.
He then turned to Obama,
to use his healthcare karma,
to put Humpty Dumpty together again!
Hooray!
POST SCRIPT: The king's dominion was shortly overthrown because the dumbass killed all his men. Healthcare was immediately repealed by the new ruling class. Humpty Dumpty is now bankrupt and homeless because he couldn't afford to pay his medical bills.
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A demented new spin on an old classic for the kiddies!
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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