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January 31, 2010


Over the past two weeks, we have managed to rule out any unfuckable mates and coin a list to help land the few remaining viable ones. In an ideal world, however, we could build our own perfect mate and then we wouldn't need any pick-up lines at all. So, for our next creation, how about we list the best parts of any celebrity that we would like to see on our perfect specimen. Assume we'll be building one perfect man and one perfect women; entries can be as superficial or as deep as you like.

Example might include: Scarlet Johansen's breasts, Vin Diesel's arms, or President Obama's articulateness. If you're feeling a little on the frisky side, feel free to throw in items like Matthew Mconnehey's inability to wear a shirt, Nadya Suleman's fertility, or Andy Dick's...well...let's call it "charisma!"