1) Teenage angst has paid off well
I am worried that because you are so childish you will be molested by @MooreSenate.— Steve Bannon (@PRESlDENTBANNON) November 16, 2017
2) Hard to keep (body) count
That awkward moment when you’re one shooting behind— ᴳ ᴵ ᴰ ᴱ ᴼ ᴺ (@ghod) November 15, 2017
3) Anything happen while I was away?
Google "roy moore 14 year old".— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) November 15, 2017
4) My bookie is gonna make so much yuan
Good fucking job Donald. The Shanghai Sharks almost had a clutch small forward. The last puzzle piece to a championship season.— The Wonton Don (@DonnieDoesWorld) November 15, 2017
5) Way to bury the lede
I don't think the nytimes gives a flying fuck— COED.com (@COED) November 15, 2017
6) Scientists ARE monsters
You do realize Frankenstein was a SCIENTIST, not a monster, right? Don't get these 2 things confused, Mr. President!— Discord (@DlSCORD) November 17, 2017
7) Does whatever a
spider serial sexual harasser can
8) Freezer isn’t tall enough
then what am I supposed to do with this goddamn giraffe— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 19, 2017
9) This Day In History
and so the news cycle of the trump's feud with LaVar Ball begins https://t.co/DPsUgIjNI7— Bryson (@Bryson_M) November 19, 2017
10) A simple “wrong” would have done just fine
11) Shoulda grabbed her by the p*ssy
my wife left me because i wasn’t a big baller— Single Dad (@Lonely_Dad) November 19, 2017
12) I said: scientists are monsters!
Your tweets will one day be an amazing resource for scientists studying deteriorating language function in dementia patients.— Michael Brown (@ImMichaelBrown) November 20, 2017
13) Where he at??
What?! He said bad things about Obama?!— Ben Ross (@BenRossSports) November 20, 2017
The American Public is already disappointed— IR.net (@IRdotnet) November 20, 2017
15) I don’t not NOT disagree…
I don't know if I think I'm not sure I don't understand what this doesn't not necessarily mean.— Walter Shaub (@waltshaub) November 20, 2017
16) If you smellllllll what the Trump is cookin’
Did you just refer to yourself in the third person?— Tom Holder (@tomholder) November 20, 2017
17) Who gets to carve the Thanksgiving sheriff at your house?
I see you’re pardoning turkeys again! Second one since you’ve been POTUS!— COGIC Family Service (@COGICFamily) November 21, 2017
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, AMERICA!