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The Supreme Court Justices aren’t that different from you and me, as evidenced by the leaked email thread below.

The Supreme Court Justices aren’t that different from you and me, as evidenced by the leaked email thread below.


To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Stephen G. Breyer
Subject: Top 5 Judges of All Time

From our discussion earlier today. Mine are:
1. Earl Warren
2. John Rutledge
3. Judy
4. William Howard Taft
5. Herman Munster in that Joe Pesci movie

Who are yours?

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Elena Kagan
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

Good list.
Mine are:
Thurgood Marshall
William Rehnquist
Paula Abdul
John Jay
and
Robert Duvall from da Judge baybay:

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Anthony M. Kennedy
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

Are we meeting tomorrow to discuss the briefing on Case 222?

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Sonia Sotomayor
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

Not sure. I’m telling you all right now, though, I’m voting GUILTY. Courts must apply standard contract principles, alleviated of assumptions, to confirm whether retiree health-care benefits survive the expiration of a collective-bargaining agreement.

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Stephen G. Breyer
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

Guys start a different thread for that -we’re talking fav judges over here.

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Antonin Scalia
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

You guys see this:

https://www.youtube.com/watchv=IVvGpTPI5L0

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Elena Kagan
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

WHOA

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Samuel Anthony Alito
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

That’s completely crass and inappropriate.

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

Hashtag Funny.

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Stephen G. Breyer
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

SCALIA, PUT THAT ON THE “FUNNY VID THREAD.” This is for top 5 judges!

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Elena Kagan
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

I’ll tell you how I’m going to vote for case 222:

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Stephen G. Breyer
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

Please, start a case thread. This is the wrong thread.

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Clarence Thomas
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

HEY BREYER:

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Anthony M. Kennedy
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

Ohhh wut - Thomas finally decides to speak up in an email thread!!!

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Antonin Scalia
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

THOMAS JUST EMAILED US?????

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Elena Kagan
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time
To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: David Souter
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

I’VE BEEN RETIRED FOR YEARS PLEASE GOD TAKE ME OUT OF THIS GOOGLE GROUP.

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Antonin Scalia
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

SOUTERRRRRR! What’s up!?

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: John G. Roberts
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

Top Five Soups:
a. Minestrone
b. Chicken Noodle
c. Broccoli Cheddar
d. Split Pea
e. Chicken Barley

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Stephen G. Breyer
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

ROBERTS - TOP FIVE JUDGES NOT TOP A-E SOUPS YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: John G. Roberts
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

Judge Breyer, could you come into my office, please?

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time
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