Sepp Blatter, the soon to be ex-president of FIFA and man whose name sounds like a toilet company, might be in hot water but that doesn’t mean he isn’t making it rain. Well, technically he isn’t making it rain but is the recipient of said storms.
UK prankster Simon Brodkin interrupted a news conference and showered a very nervous Blatter with a flush of bills. Slowed down, it’d be the perfect shot introducing Blatter as the villain of an action movie, or you know, of the real world we live in.
Everything about the video is incredibly satisfying, from Blatter’s complete confusion to the alarming amount of time it took for security to remove Brodkin.
The only thing that could have made this better would be is if Brodkin had used this Cash Canon to hit Blatter more directly in the face. In fact, a Cash Canon arguably would make any situation better. We highly recommend purchasing one and using it always.