WANTED: Angry White Men
The Republican Party is looking for a few good angry white men in the mold of Rush Limbaugh, Newt Gingrich, Joe Wilson, Steve King and Rick Santorum.
The successful applicant will be responsible for intimidating minorities and women, bullying gays and threatening to bomb Iran.
QUALIFICATIONS AND SKILLS
The successful candidate will have a long career of vitriolic persecution. Race-baiting a plus, sexism a must, and the ability to intimidate is non-negotiable. Preference will be given to those who can scream the loudest non sequiturs.
Please send resume to Republican Senator Lindsey Graham, who recently said “We’re not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term.”
Senator Lindsey Graham
290 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510
Or email your resume directly to his office.
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