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Published August 30, 2012

WANTED: Angry White Men
 
JOB DESCRIPTION
The Republican Party is looking for a few good angry white men in the mold of Rush Limbaugh, Newt Gingrich, Joe Wilson, Steve King and Rick Santorum.
 
KEY RESPONSIBILITIES
The successful applicant will be responsible for intimidating minorities and women, bullying gays and threatening to bomb Iran.
 
EDUCATION
Not applicable.
 
QUALIFICATIONS AND SKILLS
The successful candidate will have a long career of vitriolic persecution. Race-baiting a plus, sexism a must, and the ability to intimidate is non-negotiable. Preference will be given to those who can scream the loudest non sequiturs.
 
APPLY TODAY
Please send resume to Republican Senator Lindsey Graham, who recently said “We’re not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term.”
 
Senator Lindsey Graham
290 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510
 
Or email your resume directly to his office.
Click to email Senator Graham you Angry White Man resume
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