Like a lot of people I don’t know very much about Whitey Bulger except that his name is Whitey Bulger. And maybe he had something to do with organized crime awhile ago. Here’s some surprising facts if you just have that information to work with.
- Whitey is a contemptuous term used by black people to refer to a white person or to white people collectively.
- Whitey Bulger’s sworn enemy is Redfellow Ingrowth.
- Whitey Bulger is a boss-ass euphemism for a Caucasian male’s penis. “Dude, Selena Gomez is so hot! She gives me a raging Whitey Bulger!”
- Whitey Bulger goes by “Eggshell" in certain parts of the U.S.
- “Tighty Whitey Bulger’s” was the least-successful Hanes campaign in the history of the company.
- A Whitey Russian Bulger is a White Russian with ¾ of a pound of ground chuck and a child’s thumb floating in it.
- In the ’80s Whitey Bulger went by “Ivory Bulger” and became a close personal friend of Stevie Wonder. Their exploits were the inspiration for the hit song"Ebony and Ivory Bulger.“ However, when Bulger’s vocals were replaced by Paul McCartney on the master track Bulger proceeded to blind Wonder in a fit of rage. Wonder responded by dropping “Bulger” from the title of the song.
- Whitey Bulger is the first documented person on the FBI’s most-wanted list to select a hideout based on his favorite Everclear song.
- The upcoming movie Black Mass is the epitome of irony as “black” is in the title yet the man it’s based on is named,“Whitey.” Irony can no longer be done since it’s officially dead now.