Have you ever run into a doorframe while trying to exit a room quickly? Like you'll just clip your shoulder on the way out and it sends you a little off kilter, but you can usually recover from it? Yeah, I did one of those a couple days ago, but I ran into the door frame with the middle of my chest. I'm still not sure exactly how it happened or what it was that had me excited enough to forget how to exit a room. (I think there was mention of pizza downstairs or something.) Regardless, I was still able to recover after only a slight popping sound and some mild grunting. I'm like a big lovable man child.