A recent Slate article listed “141 things Donald Trump Has Said and Done Making Him Unfit to be President.” That’s a lot of things crossed off Trump’s bucket list, but what else is on it?
Say women should be punished for having abortions Make fun of reporter’s physical disability
- Try fruit
Ban Muslims from U.S. Get White Supremacists vote
kingPresident of myAmerica Call Mexican Immigrants rapists Tell the world Megyn Kelly has “blood coming out of her whatever.” Praise Kim Jong-un and Saddam Hussein
- Obtain exclusive energy rights to the sun
Claim I can shoot someone, and not lose voters Tell world I have a great big penis
- Pay dad back for loan
- Buy the Church of Scientology, merge it with Trump University
Have Melania steal Michelle’s speech to gain media exposure Have Mike Pence be my VP
- Have someone look at me during sex
- Marry 3 more times
Test the waters about dating my daughter Start a sentence about an African-American with “MY”
- Get divorced two more times
Pitch building a wall between Mexico and my American palace.
- Lose 10 lbs.
- See “Hamilton"
Claim a Jewish Star is a Sheriff Star in propaganda aimed at Hillary Go bankrupt 4 times with no repercussions
- Dunk on Shaq
- Dance like no one’s watching
Pretend to be my own Publicist
- Grab drinks with El Chapo
High-five that Cecil the Lion Dentist
- Bring up Lewinsky scandal, call Hillary a “Blowjob Enabler”
Call 9/11 7/11 ***this one is very important to me***
- Get a normal-sized-hand transplant
- Make daddy proud
Say, “If I win I may not even want the job.”
written by Mike Glazer, Vange Spracklin, Stuart Thompson, Tom Bambara, Gustav Lindquist, and Ryan Howard